HEY EVERYONE SPECULATING THAT MARTIN IS NOT ACTUALLY FINN’S DAD
YOU ARE CORRECT. HE IS NOT ACTUALLY FINN’S DAD. THIS IS FINN’S DAD:
So this was me waiting for the bus yesterday.
but why would you do this to yourself
Why the heck not?????
probably because I don’t give a shit what anyone in my home town thinks of me, nor do I care to follow strict gender norms/roles… Also I’m comfortable enough in my queerness and my femininity to dress however I so choose without looking for approval from the general public and it’s taken a long time for me to reach this point and I’m proud of that.
Or maybe it’s because I looked cute as hell in my little burlesque outfit I had on (sadly I didn’t get a full body picture…some day tho) Not to mention I feel damn powerful and sexy with a neatly trimmed fabulous cotton-candy beard protecting my soft lady-like features from the elements!
And I made some old lady laugh really hard on the bus and it was adorable and 100% worth the slight itchy-ness on my chin later because I probably made her day as well as a few others I’m sure.
Basically there are a million reasons why I would do this but I can’t think of one reason why I wouldn’t.